In today's "Best of" episode:
* The boys commemorate Elvis Death Day by speculating that
the King was gay (or maybe bi?) and asking callers to recite
the famous list of foods that Elvis required be available at
all times
* Ken Stevens is taken to task for 1 - letting the Baltimore
affiliate preempt the show at 7 p.m. M-F for a Baltimore
Ravens show, and 2 - lying about it, which turns into a
Master Class in management doublespeak and the source
material for "The Ken Stevens Management Seminar" spoof ad
* Don and Mike speculate on the personal grooming habits of
female station employees
* A phoner with all-around nice guy Tony Perkins, GMA
meteorologist
* Don sets fire to his "Babylon 5" residuals check and uses
a chemical fire extinguisher to put out the fire, resulting
in near-asphyxiation of the entire studio crew
* Mike blows off the Ballroom Dancing course he promised to
take with the second Mrs. O'Meara, which brings Don great
joy
