Belcher opener. Mike has an accident brought on by a senior moment. An odd caller that dresses carolers, and discussion of their syndication deal. the recap of the Anna Nicole Smith show. Don taste-tests vanilla Coke vs. vanilla Pepsi. A phoner with Rob Spallone, a porn producer trying to set up a midget gang-bang who coins the infamous phrase "they're all garbage cans!" Dr. Pepper knock-off discussion not followed by a Craig Wilson segment. news and comments.