Belcher opener. Don and Mike start the best fart contest. And the NFL season starts with a delay of lightning to Dons dismay. The Pat Somerall 8-ball. The contestants eat he beans in preparation. The guys argue the sides of Mark Cubans' statement about the Kobe rape case. The contest begins. Old tapes of Dons earlier career. Brian Wilson tapes. Arnold comes in the studio to explain his plans for running for governor and seeks celebrity advice. News and comments with an appearance by Tom Gavin.