Belcher opener. Don discusses a "please return our lawnmower sign". some asshat calls in and gives Don unneeded advice about letting Bart have some beer. Guess the sound with a winner! it was the closing of a Pez dispenser. Don talks about his hatred of tricked out hondas, and Tom Gavin calls in. Joe reads another excerpt from HC's book. Cheryl the big dyke tapes from the gay pride parade. What my dad doesn't know won't hurt him. news and comments.