Don talks about Bart wanting to get a tattoo. Joe reads excerpts from Hillary Clintons new book. Don talks about the lack of cooperation regarding him announcing the Redskins games. 2nd segment of Joe reads from HC's book Living History. Caller segment of pure adulation. 3rd segment of "Joe reads". The guys take the the Broyhill-Herndon wedding shower quiz with awesome vomiting sound effects. News and comments.