Today's show offers a post-event analysis of the debacle that was the 9/11 First Responders fundraiser concert in D.C. Several callers who were at the concert call in to offer their critique but things take an ugly turn when and a long-suffering Mary Jane calls in expecting praise and recognition for herself, her company and co-workers for their selflessness in donating the food and beverage concessions for the concert -- food and beverage that ran out halfway through the concert. Don and Mike were not impressed. Next, it's the weekends: Don hated "Bandits" and didn't want to wait for a table at Big Bowl; Mike's band members were questioned by police during a neighborhood watch. Lots of build-up to the "Fumkin' Pucking" contest planned for later in the week in NYC. But the highlight (or low point) of this show HAS to be the detailed instructions for having sex with dolphins, courtesy of a zoophile and D&M listener. Is it any wonder that this dude didn't want to come to the studio to be interviewed?