The show opens with breaking news about a shooting at the White House -- the guys and callers lambast both local and national news pros for their shoddy coverage of the event. Then, Don reveals that school buddy he hasn't heard from since 1973 called to see if Don could score tickets to the upcoming NBA All Stars game in D.C. What a tool. Someone who isn't a tool is caller 100 who correctly guesses the secret song. Love that tune! A weird array of callers today -- and a pretty flat show overall.