It might be the 4th of January, but Christmas continues to cast its magical spell as Don and Freyda bicker about returning his gifts to her. Mike reveals that he wrote out a Christmas list and has never had a better holiday. Next, the guys launch into a spirited debate about which NFL quarterback looks to be the stupidest. Baltimore quarterback Trent Dilfer is acknowledged as the winner, but I loved the anecdote about Mark Rypien licking his butter knife in a fancy restaurant. Next, Don reveals the disappointing news that the folks from SoapNet have cancelled their plans to visit the show and capture D&M's commentary on One Life to Live. But that's not enough to turn they guys off their beloved soap. More TV talk about reality programming and Japanese game shows, then an interview with the dying Dudley Moore. His laugh is surprisingly similar to Charley's. The show concludes with a rousing edition of "MotherCussers".
