Sure, Don claims that all he had to eat before the show was a
bagel and a fruit smoothie, but anyone listening to today's
show knows better -- he spent the morning at the Indian
restaurant's all-you-can-eat buffet. How else do you explain
his uncontrolled flatulence over the 2 1/2 hours of today's
show? But the people of New York are used to polluted air, so
the show broadcasts from the WNEW studios without a hitch.
