"What is the Japanese word for 'war lord'?" That is the
brainteaser that Don uses to try to prove that it's possible
to cheat the system and win "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"
by typing the answer into a search engine. The answer, for
those of you playing at home, is: Shogun. Apparently the
dullard caller never heard of the Tom Cruise movie. Oh and a
snowflake has 6 sides. But I didn't need to Ask Jeeves to
Quick question: What was your most embarrassing High School
moment? No surprise, but for both Don and Mike, farts were
Next, a word of advice from Don to all restaurant goers:
Don't EVER send food back and don't EVER complain about your
Finally, D&M are forced to admit that they have been
misquoting the lyrics to "Brown Sugar" for decades.
Listening to this episode, I'm so happy to live in an era
with Google and high-speed Internet.