I agree with "Scatter" -- the Jack Diamond bashing in the opening segment of this show is first-class. But what makes today's show "one for the time capsule" is the contest that plays out for the remainder of the show: "Fist Full of Turkey." Vistors to the studio will compete for a key to win a chance at a new Mercedes Benz by finding a small plastic egg inside the body cavity of a thawed turkey. But there's a catch: the D&M gang have filled the cavity with a nauseating combination of liquid and semi-liquid items such as potato salad, honey, chocolate syrup, spaghetti sauce and...Kimchee! Unfortunately the images have long since been pulled down from the Web, but thanks to the magic of audio, we can still hear every squish and squelch as the contestants go elbow deep into the muck. I dare you not to gag!