Big news: the first ratings book since the switch to mid-days shows that the Don & Mike Show is off to a great start in their quest for dominance of their new timeslot. In another first, we have the first-ever on-air reading of USAToday columnist Craig Wilson's "The Final Word." Fan-freaking-tastic! Also fantastic is the segment where "Frankenstein" calls what has to be the stupidest phone 'ho ever. Lots of Anthrax news from Buzz, then the gang departs to bowl against the "Ball Busters", an all-girl team from Burke, Va. Wonder if Buzz will hit any pins THIS week?