Mon-DEE and the station is a-buzz with the new policy that only one employee is authorized to open the mail (to prevent spread of Anthrax). Don is fairly certain that Anthrax would be preferable to how he spent his Saturday -- at an Impressionists exhibit in a D.C. art gallery. Ahh, the things we do for love...or to get laid. Love and guilt are also evident when Don reveals that his brother Jim has called to invite himself for an open-ended visit. Can't wait to hear how this plays out. Next, the guys visit Snopes.com to debunk a variety of Urban Legends about Bin Laden, 9/11, and Bert and Ernie. Finally, NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw drops by to talk about his Anthrax-tainted letters and read selected hate mail from today's mailbag.