It's MonDEE and the siege of Afghanistan has begun. Unfortunately for Don, it began during the Sunday NFL games, disturbing his viewing pleasure. A new affiliate in Seattle signs on. The gang celebrates Buzz's birthday with a two-girl show, complete with spanking (Buzz: "My ass is sore!") and toys. Next, a phoner with actor Mike O'Malley from "Yes, Dear" and finally, an in-studio visit with Redskins owner "Dan Snyder."