Don is playing hurt today; he dropped a piece of exercise equipment on his foot and as a result, had to have one of his "good" toenails removed. This, of course, opens the floodgate of callers with weird toenail stories -- and testicle stories. Mike reveals that he was bullied and terrorized at the age of five 5 by Chad Ram during the Ramster's reign of terror; forty years later and he still feels the pain. Then, we have a short, but very funny, bit about the new SAP feature available on new TVs. Robb's translation of Don is particularly funny. Next, a promised visit to the studio by the five current members of Journey turns into a cameo appearance by D&M superfan and Journey bass player Ross Valory. Ross and his roadie pal bring the serious crazy, answer questions from callers, and offer free tickets for the gang and D&M regulars Homo Joe and Dennis Murphy. Murphy, of course, is the first to call in to claim his free tickets and beg for a backstage pass. Greed, thy name is "Dennis."