It's the day after Easter and Don and Freyda have exchanged gifts with predictable results. "Secret Jesus" is walking around Tysons Corner Mall waiting for a D&M listener to say, "Jesus Christ! I love the Don and Mike Show" to give them a prize. We hear a phone message from DJ George McFly who is once again unemployed and is living in his car. A testy exchange between Don and the producer who will eventually be referred to as "The Defendant" and Don's analysis of Helen Hunt on "Inside the Actor's Studio." Finally, Scott the Angry Dwarf stops by for a rare in-studio appearance.