MonDEE starts with stories of the trip home from NYC the Friday before; the Golden Boy's, via train, was a breeze, but the rest of the gang suffered through cancellations, airline staff indifference and delays. Weekend stories include a trip to the movies for Bart and his "not a date!" gal pal, dirty dancing with Don's crazy British neighbor Gary, and homoerotic rugby traditions. One lucky caller guesses the secret sound. Lots of Sopranos talk, which somehow leads to the D&M gang and a number of callers reminicing about the first TV program they ever saw in color. Funnies part of this segment is that Don's father refused to buy a color TV because he thought color broadcasting was a fad. Next, a prolonged segment about the Chinese language and Chinese proverbs, then a quick check in with the White House, where "GWB" is meeting with the Chinese premier about the spy plane conflict. Calls from Scooter, Homo Joe and a jerk who calls to yank Don and Mike's chain about their NYC ratings.