Don's back in the studio after his bout with kidney stones the day before and the guys start a pool for when he will actually pass the stone. Mike leads a chorus consisting of Homo O'Joe, Cheryl "McDyke", Mr. Forty, Dennis Murphy and Tommy O'Gavin to sing Irish songs in honor of St. Patrick's Day. Next, Tom and Dennis arm wrestle. 'Nuff said. Film critic Charlie Stossel stops by to hear Don read a letter from Charlie fan Pat Morris and give his reviews of "Exit Wounds" and "Enemy at the Gates". Low Budget Jeopardy with Dee Jay Jeff Christie (a.k.a. "Rush Limbaugh") and two pretty smart contestants. Plus, Don and Mike inspect the prospective participants in the "Grow your Breasts" experiment.