"For the finest automobile experience, there's nothing like a Bentley." is a the Rick Dees quote of the day. What a tool. Apparently, the people on Temptation Island are also tools, but Don is still a fan. Mike, not so much. The NBA All Star game is coming to DC, and the guys and their wives have been invited to attend the Playboy party -- and pay for their own tickets at $500/head. Instead, Charlie Broyhill will try to score a pair of free tickets so the guys can send Mr. 40 and Grady with a tape reporter to interview famous people. This is going to be great! Next, Don shares ratings news from WEAV in Burlington, VT. The numbers don't lie: 6 - 10 a.m. = 0.0; 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. = 0.0; 7 - 12 p.m. = 0.0; and 3 - 7 p.m., when the D&M Show is on the air = a whopping 30.8. Don's advice to the program director: just run the Don and Mike Show on a continuous loop. Then, it's time to play "What My Wife Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Her." Get ready for 90 minutes of lies, lies and damn lies. If I've learned anything from the Don & Mike Show, it's that when a family pet disappears, blame the husband. But the worst contestant in today's game is a total tool who may or may not end up in handcuffs after telling his lie.