I'm going to have to go online and research whether there
was a full moon on May 3, 2000; that's the only way I can
explain the Festival of Idiots who call into today's show.
But despite the guy who claims to have a 98% success rate in
predicting whether a movie will be a hit or a bomb and the
woman who accuses D&M of "advocating violence against
children", there are plenty of other, idiotic yet benign
calls. My favorite part of the show is when Freyda calls in
to dispute Don's claim that his penis is straight; this
after the entire crew drops trou to check whether their
penis points left or right.